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Friday, January 6, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
The Clit-erion Collection - Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody (2011)
Building the ultimate porn library, one great flick at a time
It doesn’t matter how much you love TV Land. You do not need to see Shaggy get his cock sucked. By Velma. While Daphne watches. While Fred fucks her ass. While Scooby...
Yeah, where’s Scooby?
That is the mystery that powers director Eddie Powell’s Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody, as Shaggy awakens after a lusty Halloween party to discover his best friend is missing. He tries to recall the last time he saw him... at the party. With drugs and drink. And boobs and vaginas. And a cute blonde fairy who rode him cowgirl two weeks to Christmas. Or words to that effect.
Zoinks!
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It doesn’t matter how much you love TV Land. You do not need to see Shaggy get his cock sucked. By Velma. While Daphne watches. While Fred fucks her ass. While Scooby...
Yeah, where’s Scooby?
That is the mystery that powers director Eddie Powell’s Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody, as Shaggy awakens after a lusty Halloween party to discover his best friend is missing. He tries to recall the last time he saw him... at the party. With drugs and drink. And boobs and vaginas. And a cute blonde fairy who rode him cowgirl two weeks to Christmas. Or words to that effect.
Zoinks!
Read more at Eden Fantasys.
This posting was sponsored by Eden Fantasys
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
under the bedclothes with her
I doubt whether his parents were ever as oblivious as we liked to think. I know they were rarely as sound asleep as Chuck used to say they were, and more than once I'd swear I heard voices from their room as we crept ever so quietly up the stairs and tumbled into his bedroom... And naturally, his bed. Once we were there, though... And especially once we were under the covers, or I was under them at least, I really didn't give a damn who knew. Because I got what I wanted, and so did Chuck. In fact, sometimes I think we both got more than we expected. like the first time he....
Well, let this movie tell the rest of that story....
Well, let this movie tell the rest of that story....
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
The Nympho gets Nooked - the Librarian Strikes Again
THE NYMPHO LIBRARIAN AND OTHER STORIES!
now available for Kindle, Nook and in print
Includes the tales THE NYMPHO LIBRARIAN, SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY, COUSIN TOM’S FIRST BLOWJOB, CUM BREATH, THE LIBRARIAN’S CHRISTMAS STOCKING, THE STUDENT BODY, STICKY FINGERS, MY CIVIC DUTY, WATCHING THE CLOCK, THOROUGHLY MODEM MISS and CHECKING OUT.
now available for Kindle, Nook and in print
Eleven scalding tales of lust and love in the halls of public learning - the town library!
The sex is hot, but the librarians are hotter, as authors Chrissie Bentley and Jenny Swallows reveal the lip-smacking truth about what goes on behind (and on top of, and around as well) the bookshelves.
Includes the tales THE NYMPHO LIBRARIAN, SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY, COUSIN TOM’S FIRST BLOWJOB, CUM BREATH, THE LIBRARIAN’S CHRISTMAS STOCKING, THE STUDENT BODY, STICKY FINGERS, MY CIVIC DUTY, WATCHING THE CLOCK, THOROUGHLY MODEM MISS and CHECKING OUT.
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Monday, January 2, 2012
Resolutions
According to something I read on Twitter recently...
The average cock is 5.75 inches. That means you have to suck 11,020 cocks to suck 1 mile of dick.
My new year's resolution, therefore.... is to get more exercise.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Happy New Year!
I found and loved this on my friend Three Spelling Mistakes' never less than fun fun blog.
But the real reason I was there was... to find THIS. Proof that not all censorship is performed by the humorless.
Very funny censored porn brought to you by PornHub
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Another Amazon review for the Nympho Librarian
I should probably just send you direct to the page but... what the hell. Another great review!
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it..., December 28, 2011
By Jan Prins - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Nympho Librarian and Other Stories (Kindle Edition)
There are a few reasons I will thank the gods for the internet tonight. One of them would be for allowing me to find the writings of a certain Chrissie Bentley.
Today I finished reading the Nympho Librarian and Other Stories. And in all honesty, I'll have to say it has been a while since I found erotic writing that is so thoroughly enjoyable as this compilation of short stories.
Chrissie Bentley obviously knows how to titilate without being overtly sleazy about it. (Make no mistake, this is by no means your granny's romance stories, unless your granny has got some wicked good taste)
And for most of the time spent reading this, you have this feel good vibe coming from this book, with a few "What the hell?" moments in there as well.
If you want a good read, and some excellent eroticism to boot, then give this a chance.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
The Nympho Librarian & Other Stories
THE NYMPHO LIBRARIAN AND OTHER STORIES!
Eleven scalding tales of lust and love in the halls of public learning - the town library!
The sex is hot, but the librarians are hotter, as authors Chrissie Bentley and Jenny Swallows reveal the lip-smacking truth about what goes on behind (and on top of, and around as well) the bookshelves.
Includes the tales THE NYMPHO LIBRARIAN, SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY, COUSIN TOM’S FIRST BLOWJOB, CUM BREATH, THE LIBRARIAN’S CHRISTMAS STOCKING, THE STUDENT BODY, STICKY FINGERS, MY CIVIC DUTY, WATCHING THE CLOCK, THOROUGHLY MODEM MISS and CHECKING OUT.
BUY IT NOW from Kindle just $2.99
BUY IT NOW print edition
BUY IT NOW Nook just $2.99
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