There once was a Scotsman named Kurt Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt So we cut off his nadgers And fed them to badgers And now instead of a kilt, it's a skirt
There once was a Scotsman named Kurt Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt One day I went south Took his bagpipe to mouth 'Til under his kilt he did squirt.
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2 comments:
FUNNY!
Here's another take:
There once was a Scotsman named Kurt
Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt
One day I went south
Took his bagpipe to mouth
'Til under his kilt he did squirt.
Ouch Babe!!!! Too funny!!!!!
V~
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