Thursday, February 17, 2011

There Once Was A Scotsman...



There once was a Scotsman named Kurt
Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt
So we cut off his nadgers
And fed them to badgers
And now instead of a kilt, it's a skirt

2 comments:

  1. FUNNY!

    Here's another take:

    There once was a Scotsman named Kurt
    Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt
    One day I went south
    Took his bagpipe to mouth
    'Til under his kilt he did squirt.

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