A cream pie by any other name

Bukkake Cake - Buk-cake?

Well stacked!

Another Familiar Feeling

A Familiar Feeling

Just because it's a cliche

That doesn't mean it's not true...

The Man of Your Dreams

Thanks, Seph!

My thoughts exactly....

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Say it with Flowers

I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

No Warning Necessary

Thanks to my friend SunLover for this striking image... the moment when, with your eyes closed and heart pounding, the first lash of cum slaps your face with a splash.

And guys... don't worry about warning us when it's about to happen. We already know....

Something Steaming Hot and Sexy in the state of Denmark

There was a time, and not so long ago, when it was virtually impossible to turn around without being confronted by an impossibly obscene cartoon, usually involving one famous figure or another. Remember all the cartoons of Clinton and Monica? Jacko and Bubbles? Prince Charles and a tampon? Those were the days....

Maybe it still goes on. But, if it does, it is buried beneath so much other "information" that it simply doesn't receive the attention it deserves. Maybe the slow and lingering suicide of magazine publishing, as every publisher becomes hell-bent on making his magazine look identical to every other one, has ensured that the day of the truly brutal cartoonist is now dead. Or maybe it's the fear of legal action that has seen a nation's worth of flesh colored crayons tucked away out of harm's reach?

We're not talking Tijuana Bibles here... or even Robert Crumb. Just some good old fashioned celebrity smut... the kind of smut, in fact, that has been creating such a stir in Denmark recently, following the publication of a new portrait of the Royal Family - that is quite unlike any portrait they could ever have dreamed of sitting for.

Or maybe they could. It was a Danish cartoonist, after all, who raised the ire of the Islamic world with his depiction of the prophet, a while back. And now two of his countrymen are sticking a similar pin into the hide of the Danes themselves.

The cartoon is the work of the already-controversial artistic duo Surrend, Jan Egesborg and Pia Bertelsen, and was intended for inclusion in a retrospective exhibition of the group's work - 100 old posters and 15 newly-created pieces - at the Poster Museum in the Old Town in Aarhus last fall.

And then Surrend delivered the poster and all hell broke loose. The exhibition was canceled, and if you look closely at the work, you can probably guess why. Or can you?

Look in the center - Queen Margarethe masturbating. There;'s the Crown Prince doing the doggy with his son... oh, and there's Prince Joacim with a sheep. And so on and so forth, beneath a banner that translates roughly as "pubes are back." Which may or may not mean more than my poor old Danish-English dictionary lets on, but it's funny either way.

And yet - it was not the abuse of their royals that seem to have got the Danes hot and bothered. It was the question of - was the museum right to cancel the show and, effectively, censor the artists? Or should artistic freedom be sacrosanct?

"It's grotesque and says something about Denmark, when the Old City already had displayed posters which are satirical towards Jews and Muslims," Surrend's Egesborg remarked. "But when the royal family members and patron of the Old City should feel stepped on toes, then the answer is censorship." (Possibly coincidentally, the Queen is that patron).

Unfortunately I've not been able to find any English language coverage of the controversy, and that despite seven months having elapsed since it began dominating the Danish press. But it's an issue that we should all pay attention to. After all, if even the ever-liberal Danes, the inventors of the modern porn industry, have finally found a prudish bone in their body, what chances do the rest of us have?

(Thanks to Luna the Otter for bringing me this!)

"Liking sex" ... or "like insects?"

I hate it when you don't quite catch what someone says....

It's been a long time since I last caught a good condom commercial (it's what Youtube is for, after all). But those nice people at Pinewood Design certainly took the pain out of searching, and my only question is - am I the only person who finds these photos hot?

Everyone's wearing 'em

Maid to Suck

Just another of those pictures that really doesn't need words... except to ask why I can never find furniture that does that? It puts the glorious into glory holes, that's for certain.

Naughty Nurses

Perusing Violet Erotica's site... something I seem to be doing a lot of just lately... this sequence of photos caught my eye. Partly, I must admit, for obvious reasons. But also because - well, who can resist a sexy nurse? Especially one who reminds us of the days before scrubs became the all-purpose uniform and rewired an ocean of fantasies towards some decidedly more mundane pursuits (is she a nurse? Is she the janitor? Is she a painter and decorator?).

My own partial vision of nurses as angels of super-sexual mercy appears in my short story There's A Cure For Almost Everything, but I'd love to hear if you have any horny hospital tales of your own. It's what the comment box is for, and while I'm waiting for you all to follow, I'm off to look at Violet some more.....

Want to get Knotty with me?

He told me he was tied up.

I misunderstood.

Is it Halloween Yet?

Halloween? No it's not, no matter what Giselle and Violet Erotica may think.

But it is (if we were in France), Poisson d'avril... APRIL FISH DAY! So, to celebrate one of the Greatest Holidays We Will Never Have...





Tis a day for jokes and attaching paper fish to people's backs... and if that's not an excuse for a party, what is?

(Read more here, albeit in French)

Does My Ass Look Big In This?

Those lovely folk at We Are The People posted this pic a while back... and it's just too good to not repost. Enjoy!

Caught Cheating? Or just unlucky?

Following on from my last posting, and the somewhat peculiar responses that filled my e-mail over the last couple of days (seems there's a lot of similarly jilted gentlemen out there), here's a site that's been occupying way too much of my spare time lately... Ex-Girlfriend Revenge... Think of it as the boyfriend getting his own back.

I'm not going to say anything more... beyond adding that if anyone ever posts pictures of me on there, they'd better send me copies of the incriminating evidence first. Cos I wanna post them here as well.....