Sex and Soccer Revisited

From the readers letters page in the latest issue of a UK soccer collectors magazine called Programme Monthly... thank you Brian!

HIDDEN DELIGHTS OF THAMES FC
Unless we are discussing player wages, programme prices and other financial obscenities, the terms "football" and "pornography" are rarely mentioned in the same breath. Googling Thames FC recently, I was very surprised to discover that part of their history features in an erotic novel. I regret to say that I have not yet read it - mu curiosity is still battling with the knowledge of what my wife would say if a copy of "Below Blue London" fell through our letter box. If the rest of the website is anything to go by, it should certainly put a few recent tabloid scandals to shame. Plus, following one of the links in the story allowed me to place a new book at the very top of my wants list, namely Dave Thompson's "Those We Have Loved." The author seems to be an American woman, which I must admit adds to my surprise. I wonder what else might be out there - "The Boot Room Secrets of Burton Swifts?"
Brian Quartermain

Not sure how I missed this...

But I did. Better late than never, though... A hilarious posting from a wonderful blog. thank you!

and a pic of actress/singer/model Yumi Sugimoto, just because....

Resolutions

According to something I read on Twitter recently...

The average cock is 5.75 inches. That means you have to suck 11,020 cocks to suck 1 mile of dick.

My new year's resolution, therefore.... is to get more exercise.

Thank You Red Region!

Thank you!

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My Lollipop Tastes of Cock

Great idea, wrong flavor.

"NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Adult novelty manufacturer Doc Johnson has just released their highly anticipated line of Good Head Suckers, a variety of four flavored oral sex enhancing lollipops."

I was so excited when I first saw these... and then I read the small print.

Oral sex enhancing?

No! We want oral sex flavored!

I bet they sell the greatest lollipops!

the worlds's first penis museum!!!!!!!!

Well, you didn't think guys went there to wash, did you?

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Overheard...

Overheard by a friend in the supermarket check-out, where the prices are high and the girls are... uninformed?

"There's no way that a fifteen year-old boy could make sperm that could get a girl pregnant."

This has now become my second All-Time Favorite contraceptive misconception, but of course it still has a long way to go to catch one that, apparently, originated in the 1960s, with the widespread advent of luminous watch dials.

Break the glass and place the watch alongside his testicles. The radiation will kill the sperm.

"So, what time did you get pregnant, Marcie?"

Why we love the auto-correct function

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Tits for Brits

Proving once and for all that British cuisine is as dull, stodgy and utterly predictable as people always say it is (and following up my Tits for Brits posting a couple of days ago), local government officials said Monday they have confiscated ice cream made with human breast milk from a London shop amid concerns the dessert is unsafe. A spokeswoman from Westminster City Council said it was responding to two complaints from the public over whether a shop should be selling edibles made from other people's bodily fluids and awaiting guidance from Britain's Food Standards Agency.

Leaving aside the peculiar Food Double Standards suggestion that it is perfectly okay to feed a new born baby with something that ia deemed unsafe for general consumption, I guess I won't be opening my proposed Pussy Juice Pizza Joint over there, any time soon.

Read about the whole sorry debacle here.

Tits for Brits

A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving a new range of ice cream, made with breast milk.

The dessert, called Baby Gaga, is churned with donations from London mother Victoria Hiley, and served with a rusk and an optional shot of Calpol or Bonjela.

Read the rest here, but yes, we do all scream for ice cream!