Overheard by a friend in the supermarket check-out, where the prices are high and the girls are... uninformed?
"There's no way that a fifteen year-old boy could make sperm that could get a girl pregnant."
This has now become my second All-Time Favorite contraceptive misconception, but of course it still has a long way to go to catch one that, apparently, originated in the 1960s, with the widespread advent of luminous watch dials.
Break the glass and place the watch alongside his testicles. The radiation will kill the sperm.
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