Public masturbator #1: At 2:59 p.m. Sept. 30 in the 34000 block of 1st Way South, police were dispatched to reports of a man masturbating at the Federal Way Public Library. According to the report, the man was viewing pornography on a library computer and masturbating while doing so. The suspect was detained by police without incident.
The question is... what the FUCK was he THINKING???????????????????
There's a reason why many library systems block certain content from private computers, and this is one of them. Because, unlike the accompanying picture, it is NEVER the hot guy with the cute smile and smoldering looks who whips out his tackle and chokes the chicken. It's more likely to be one like this.
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As they say... different strokes for different folks!
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