And that's all I need to say. Get on over to see the Drenched One and you'll not only find the first posting of that pic, but you'll also discover one of the greatest odes to the joys of cock sucking that I have ever come across. Or cum, come to that....
It’s not so much a matter of getting caught looking, is it? It’s more to do with positioning yourself so you’re not only looking, but you are seen to be as well. That is the true nature of voyeurism, and of exhibitionism too - or, at least, that is the nature as it is depicted in Caught Looking, an anthology of twenty tales pieced together by Alison Tyler and Rachel Kramer Bussel that ranks among my own favorite reads this fall.
Wondering whether anybody has heard anything about Adultworldfriends... the Facebook of Fucking that launched long enough ago to seem like it was going to stick around forever, but which seems to have vanished (or at least moved and left no forwarding address) within the last two weeks or so?
Sad to see it go (if it has gone) - there was a fun crowd of people on there, once you got past the inevitable front row of sad guys begging a date off anyone who even looked female, and some of the best home photo galleries on the entire net. Wish I'd saved more of them than I did but, like so many other gone-but-not-forgotten Internet sites, who was to know that one day it would be no more?
I intended writing another in my ongoing series of Clit-erion Collection movie reviews tonight but, for whatever reason, the mood I was in simply wasn't conducive with the earnest bumpkins and grumpings that were taking place on the screen. And when I say earnest, I mean the kind of performance that leaves you wondering whether you've been getting it wrong all these years, and sex really is meant to be enacted only between people who look (and sound, and even act) as though they either have a mouthful of sour fruit OR, they are on the verge of making a momentous discovery in the realms of world hunger or the end of all war...
And they could not crack a smile, or even relax their frown for a moment.
Truly, I have met REM fans who look to be having more fun than some of these people, and then I wonder... Omg, what would they lok like if they WEREN'T getting paid to have sex with someone who really isn't that bad looking?
That ended any pretense I had of getting some writing done, so I turned instead to the heady realms of amateur net flicks - and I promptly ran into this, one of the most delightfully fun and, as a consequence, ultra hot three minutes I have seen since... Well, since the last one.
Whoever you are,, anonymous girl and unseen partner, thank you! You reminded me what I love about sex films.
Apparently.... this is me. (Actually, there's no "apparently" about it... at last, a quiz that got it right!)
You Scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.
Reading Dave Thompson's Black and White and Blue history of porn movies, I was intrigued by the chapter detailing the porno careers of various soon-to-be superstars, most of which have been ferocious denied by either the stars or their estates. The Marilyn Monroe ones that occasionally surface, and lead the mainstream media a merry dance, were long ago disproven.
But Joan Crawford?
Apparently she made a string of pornos when she was first struggling to break into Hollywood, and she didn't do a very good job of silencing the people who saw them, Thompson quotes actor Ted Jordan, as he recalled discussing Crawford’s past with the young (and then-unknown) Marilyn Monroe, in the late 1940s. “Hell," Monroe told him. "I didn’t fuck six guys in a stag movie like she did….”
There's a handful of titles associated with Crawford's appetite for fame... "The Plumber" and "The Casting Couch" among them... and Crawford worked furiously to disassociate herself from them, even calling upon her studio's legal department in one battle. But now it seems that the denials were not as cast iron as we thought, and Crawford's supporters hoped! Because here they (possibly) come....
But the middle could go on forever... An antidote to whichever anodyne modern porn flick you watched last, this clip has almost everything you could ask for... Including the very real possibility that they will both have a giggling fit. Watch it here!
This one on the other hand, is another for our occasional series of "the things they say.". Or, more accurately, the noises they make.
"Jenny Swallows, or Jenny the Skateboarding Finch, is the sworn enemy of Robat.
"I should've said this in Robat's bio, but he hates eggs and anything that happens to produce eggs. Jenny Swallows is quite popular for producing eggs because she's often a surrogate mother to those creatures that can't lay eggs. (poor mammals ;n
She's a hero to some, yep.
"Robat wants to kill her, the eggs she makes, and anything else that makes eggs.
yep even Platypuses.
"Did I mention Jenny is never seen without her skateboard? That's sort of important"
I'm a writer, not a photographer. So just be aware that the pics on this site were not taken by me, and aren't owned by me either - not even the ones that I'm in. If you are a photographer and find your pics on this site, please get in touch - I'd love to credit you (if you wish), and even use more of your work. If you're here it's because I love the photo!
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The Nympho Librarian & Other Stories
Eleven scalding tales of lust and love in the halls of public learning - the town library!
The sex is hot, but the librarians are hotter, as authors Chrissie Bentley and Jenny Swallows reveal the lip-smacking truth about what goes on behind (and on top of, and around as well) the bookshelves.