Saturday, January 15, 2011

I Got Dem Ol' Lonesome Second Life Slaveless Blues Again Momma



Amazing what an afternoon listening to old Bob Dylan can do to you...

I started out wanting to rewrite "Desolation Row." I ended up with this...

I woke up this morning
And bought myself a slave
By the time I went to bed tonight
I'd buried her in her grave

You just can't get the help no more
Oh momma, that's the truth
My baby she don't love me and
This morning I got Ruthed

I woke up this morning
And bought myself a sub
I asked her to do one thing
And she threw down her HUD

You just can't get the help no more
She called me mean ol' names
I'm going down the dungeon now
To wrap that sub in chains

I woke up this morning
I bought myself pet
By the time I went to bed tonight
She'd been put down by the vet

You just can't get the help no more
Try walking in my shoes
I got dem low down broken baby
Lonesome slaveless blues

Friday, January 14, 2011

The Clit-erion Collection... Billie - American Porn's First Superstar

Building the ultimate porn library, one great flick at a time




There's a string of short "loop" style movies that were made, I think, in the late 1960s (or very early 1970s), all of them starring the same very distinctive blonde girl... Billie, according to their various titles, and I mention her because - well, I was watching them with a friend the other evening and it dawned on me that these were among the very first porn films I *ever* saw, that weekend when my best friend's parents were called away to a family emergency, and she and I wound up in her father's den, rummaging through his closets, when we stumbled on some old VHS tapes.

At the time, it what we saw that impressed us. But what stuck with me was the sheer amount of fun that the titular Billie was having. It's a cliche to say that a lot of women in porn look dour and unhappy, or at least bored off their tits. But it's true, and you only have to spend an evening watching them to realize that.

Billie, however, is having the time of her life and, what's more, she made her own fun; playing to the camera, but doing so in a way that actually drew you into the action, rather than holding you at arm's length like a lot of the girls who try that wind up doing.

Plus, she is beautiful... plus, she has a body that anyone reading this would probably die for. Plus... well, if anybody here has seen the mid-70s movie version of Autobiography of a Flea, and feasted their eyes on the lovely Jean Jennings... I don't know for sure, but I'd swear that Billie too.

(Her other movies include: Auto-Erotic Practices, Case of the Full Moon Murders,
Defiance of Good a.k.a. Defiance, French Kittens a.k.a. Hollywood Goes Hard,
Sharon, Solo Girls, Sweetheart, Virgin Dreams a.k.a. Beginner’s Luck and Virgin Snow)

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Coffee with cream


We were out of milk in the dorm room refrigerator and it was way too late to go out to buy more. Plus, I was busy. This boy I'd been eyeing for what seemed like weeks had finally plucked up the courage to say hello the week before, he asked me out on one date, I asked him out for a second, a third one quickly followed and well, here we were, back in my room with my room mate away for the weekend and not a soul to disturb us.

I have a rule. I'll kiss and cuddle and maybe pet on the first couple of dates, but that's all. Make it to the third date, though, and anything goes. And it did. We'd already fucked twice when we broke for refreshments, and I don't know why I wanted coffee so bad, but I did. So I spooned out a couple of cups of Folgers... precious cups, because we were low on coffee as well... boiled the water, filled the mugs, and then opened the fridge and disaster. No milk, no half and half, not even any of that revolting powdered stuff that you drop into the coffee and stir, and it looks like you've just dumped... but no, let's not go there yet.

"we'll have to drink it black," I said, and I put the cups on the low table beside the bed - then forgot about them as I noticed him rising once again. For the third time in an hour - boy, I love 21 year olds! And he'd had his fun, so now it was time to have mine... I love screwing as much as the next girl, but what I really love is - I read some place that Marilyn Monroe's favourite sexual act was fellatio. Well guess what? I did a Facebook quiz a few days back, "which pin-up are you?", and I turned up as Marilyn Yum.

He tasted great, and not only because he was still smeared in my pussy juices. He tasted great because he was young and strong and healthy and cute, and he was so into me that I couldn't help get him really into me, as deep as I could and then some. I hate watching those porn films where the girl deep throats and starts to make noises like she's going to be sick. Do it right and it slips in like butter, and that's exactly what he did. My nose was on his balls, and I wanted to suck them as well, although that would have meant me letting his cock go and I had no intention of that. I licked and bit and spat and sucked, and I knew he wasn't going to last much longer. What I didn't know was that the next time I moved my head back, just to give my jaw a tiny rest, was the moment he'd choose to do it, a sudden jerk and then an arc of come that... and I swear I'm not exaggerating here... flew straight over my back, and splashed down into one of the coffee cups on the table. Yeah, remember the coffee cups?

He gasped, I laughed, and when I looked in the mug... well, you know when I started to say what non-dairy creamer looks like? Well, there's your answer. It looks like you've just dumped a great load of come in it. And guess what? It tastes like that as well. Believe me, I know....

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Private Magazine



It was the first truly "dirty magazine" I ever saw.

By my mid-teens I'd already flicked through the usual stockpile of adult mags that various friend's fathers kept ineptly locked away some place; and had already mused aloud to various trusted friends that I wished there was more to the art of porn than another nicely airbrushed lady spreading her legs for a tasteful cameraman. Even Hustler wasn't impressing me.

And then a friend of a friend returned from a break year in Europe and, smuggled back in their luggage inside a pile of more innocent continental reading... a copy of Private; probably the single most important truly adult magazine ever published because, in terms of content and explicit imagery, it was the first.



The various stories of Berth Milton Jr's decidedly anti-climactic battles with Swedish censorship are ancient history in the world of erotic legend today... and a search for Private magazine on the web will bring up a wealth of content and images.

But if you really want to get to the meat of the matter... and maybe discover why I still rate my discovery of Private among the key events in my own sexual journey, then a couple of box sets that Santa dropped in my stocking this year will be compulsory reading. Or viewing, because there's not much text and what there is is pretty lame.

But the pictures....

Check out (or purchase) your own copies here... the Seventies box and the Eighties box.

It was the first truly dirty magazine I ever saw.

And the first to keep me awake at nights as well.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Second Life Bookstore now open


Well, it took me three months, but finally the Little Entrepreneur That Could has Actually Done.

This morning I opened Jenny's Erotic Book Nook... a Second Life home to a select gathering of books, verses and stories, all available in SL readable form.

Three titles are up at the moment, a single-verse, but profusely illustrated Bad Girl's Sweet Kiss, and notecard versions of Miss America and Naughty Miranda.

More will follow as time allows and demand dictates, but for now, please drop by Jenny's Book Nook and save yourself some serious dollars!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Inserts

Building the ultimate porn library, one great flick at a time


It's not only the fact that Jessica Harper is one of the sexiest beings on the planet...

Nor that I have a personal fascination with vintage erotica...

Nor even that this is one of the greatest movies ever made...

But when my friends over at Force Fantasy asked readers to recommend their favorite porn movie, this was the one I chose... even though it probably doesn't even count.

Monday, January 3, 2011

the new 12 Days of Christmas update

Just so you all know... it's complete! Thanks to Veritas for going where I did not...

The Twelve Days of Christmas

my New Year's gift from Kristen Shigh



One of my all-time favorite writers and artists, Kristen Shigh, sent me this as a New Year's gift... and then gave me permission to share it with you.

Read more of Kristen at Eroticstories.com... but read one of her best short stories here. And Kristen? Thanks! You're the greatest.

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…In the passenger seat of his car, his underwear smelled faintly of urine. His cock was small but warm and hard. Hungry. Like he could probably fuck all night. Salty, like maybe he had sex recently and not washed his cock. I imagined that to be true as I took him in. FUCK I like it dirty.

His car smelled of stale cigarettes. It turned me on.

Everything about it turned me on. Maybe, I am just in love with sucking cock. I thought about every poem Jenny has ever written. God, I love her! God, I love sucking cock! I wished she was watching me. Would I impress her? His body began to twitch. The thought of impressing her calmed my gag reflex. I took him all the way in and flailed with my throat.

"Damn, girl. Your good."

Fuck, I AM good at this.

"Slow down there little girl."

"Little girl, FUCK you! I don’t wanna slow down. I wanna make you cum, you mother fucker!" I thought as I inhaled him whole. "I'll show you what a little girl I am."

His body began to twitch. I knew it was coming. I knew it. I was going to make this mother fucker cum.

He was exhaling quickly. His cock throbbed in my mouth. Any second now… Give it to me… Gimmie. He let out a loud moan – warning me he was going to cum. Like. I didn’t know that.

He twitched a final twitch and shuddered a final shudder as he released an ample load. I swallowed without hesitation -- nothing to it -- just enough to make me want more. I looped my finger round the door handle. The dome light flashed on wholly breaking what mood there was. I leaned in and gave him a breathy thank you, so he could smell the cum on my breath. He looked dejected by my sudden departure. I felt triumphant. Make an exit, girl.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Love in the stars...


There was a young beauty named Becca
Who made her old Mistress get wetter
When she sucked on her clit
And then bit on it
Her MIstress said "you keep getting better"

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2011 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!



To all my friends... readers... lovers... and more... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!