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No words... just a stunning image. Mary Millington

Another Familiar Feeling

In Flight Entertainment

Around one-third of the way through The Mile High Club, editor Rachel Kramer Bussel’s anthology of “plane sex stories,:” one of the characters snarls the following into her journal.

"Sex on planes is stupid. These people think they’re so cool for joining ‘the Mile High Club’... they’re just dumb conformists who want to do it because they read about it in a magazine...."

read more at Eden Fantasys.

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In Praise of Uncut Cocks

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oh, and this is wonderful....

A Familiar Feeling

Adventures in Second Life continued

WOULD YOU BUY A USED LOLLIPOP FROM THIS GIRL?

Googling Myself VI

Another round of gratuitous self-googling, and this is what I found.

A video with one of the most unsexy titles ever conceived.

Seriously, would you even want to watch a movie called Jennifer Swallows Old Guy's Sperm? Well, click on it if you would.

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Adventures in SL (and ELSEWHERE!) - Teeth

Following up on a recent posting....

Bound and blindfolded, he thought she was defenseless.

But she had one last surprise in store....

[2011/09/16 18:17] JW: cock blood and cum... all at the same time
[2011/09/16 18:18] DL: yummy
[2011/09/16 18:19] JW: just say the word.. lol!
[2011/09/16 18:19] DL: i will dream about now
[2011/09/16 18:20] JW: peeling the flesh off your cock with my fangs... sucking out your soul with your cum...
[2011/09/16 18:20] DL: roooaaarrrr
[2011/09/16 18:21] JW: and then feeding from you every night... sometimes blood, sometimes... mmmm... I want a tongue made out of tiny sharp hooks... licking someone's body and peeling the skin off at the same time.. that would be delciious
[2011/09/16 18:32] DL: congratulation, now i am horny and need to sleep with that ideas
[2011/09/16 18:32] JW: start at the face... work my way slowly down the body
[2011/09/16 18:33] DL: ii bet you talking about male victims
[2011/09/16 18:33] JW: actually... I was talking about you...
[2011/09/16 18:33] DL: damn... you hate me....
[2011/09/16 18:33] JW: no, quite the contrary!
[2011/09/16 18:33] JW: you would love it!
[2011/09/16 18:34] DL: i wish i had not show you my cock... now you will destroy it... why ever
[2011/09/16 18:34] JW: oh, but I'd destroy it so beautifully
[2011/09/16 18:35] DL: do you often plan cock tortoures?
[2011/09/16 18:35] JW: well, I don't think of them as tortures
[2011/09/16 18:36] DL: how do you call?
[2011/09/16 18:36] JW: they are love making, of course
[2011/09/16 18:37] JW: to take a cock inside my mouth... deep... and devour it completely... slowly, luxuriously...
[2011/09/16 18:37] DL: yesss, thats love!!!!!!!
[2011/09/16 18:38] JW: told you so

Just because it's a cliche

That doesn't mean it's not true...

Cum-cast on my tits

The cable companies have been extolling the virtues of HD TV for so long now that the more gullible among us might almost believe that the claims are... well, they're probably true, but are they actually desirable? Razor burn is ugly at the best of times, but being able to see every scrape and pimple really doesn't seem something I want to find in my porn.

Now, if only they could invent a more tactile approach....

Taken from an old Zara Whites video whose title completely eludes me right now (so if you know it, please jog my memory), this is the scene that, when I first saw it at college, ensured I got the giggles every time I saw a big screen TV. The giggles and, perhaps, a peculiar sense of yearning. You don't get much more High Definition than this, and it could show 3D a trick or two too. Invent a television like this, and I wouldn't even wait for it to come down in price....

So, Zara, a remote control, and a truly magical televisual experience. Enjoy.... Because you'll never look at your flat screen the same way again.

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Googling Myself V

Yes, I've been googling my own name again, and it it was impossible to resist clicking on this one.

Gorgeous Jenny Swallows Some Dick.

And she does!

Yet another quiz - are you a slut?

The questions aren't bad... but the results leave me a little perturbed

ARE YOU A SLUT (FOR GIRLS)

You Scored as virgin
Young and cute and never even seen a guys penis.

virgin 90%
Slut 90%
good girl 80%
Kinky 70%
Whore 70%
Sex toy 60%
Party girl 30%
Bi-curious 20%
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Googling Myself IV

Since I started this little series, the most frequent question I have been asked is... "is that really you in that video?"

Regular readers, friends, and anybody who takes the time to read my little preamble about Googling my own name to see what else shows up, will know the answer to that one already. But for those who are going to watch my latest discovery, the answer is "no."

I am not "mature" - well, not as mature as this lady. And I am not a red head.

But don't let that spoil the fun!

"Mature Redhead Jenny Swallows Sack Load Of Cum

"Athletic redhead milf Jenny looks classy and distinguished as she strips out of her outfit and shows her pert boobies to the camera - but soon the whore in her comes out as she greedily falls on her muscle stud partner's firm cock, showing off her years of cocksucking experience. She bends over the couch to give easy access to both her holes and he teases both entrances with tongue and fingers. Begging for his dick, she raises her ass up further in the air and her man plunges his rod into both her pussy and ass, giving her the hard fucking she's been craving for so long. She eagerly sucks out a ballsack full of cum down into her throat."