The most disappointing thing I've heard recently was....
As regular visitors know, I'm something of a Deep Throat Slut. Show me a dick that I want to suck, and I'll be doing my best to swallow it too, and usually with some success. You have to get the angle right, of course, and make sure those muscles at the back of your throat are good and relaxed - but that's only an issue the first few times you try it. Once they know how much fun they're in for, they know exactly what to do.
And where did I learn this? From watching porn movies. So it came as a MAJOR shock and disappointment to discover that the majority of Deep Throat scenes you see in films are FAKE. They're shot the guy's begun to get hard, when he still has a tiny little softy, which fits easily into any mouth, and then cunning editing and splicing does the rest.
Which does explain why, the more "professional" a film is, the more likely you are to get a Deep Throat scene, but really - it's not that difficult, ladies, and there's enough fakery already going on around tits, orgasms and cum shots. Is nothing sacred?
BACK IN PRINT!!!!!
11 months ago
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