Thursday, February 17, 2011

There Once Was A Scotsman...



There once was a Scotsman named Kurt
Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt
So we cut off his nadgers
And fed them to badgers
And now instead of a kilt, it's a skirt

2 comments:

Over&Out said...

FUNNY!

Here's another take:

There once was a Scotsman named Kurt
Who wore a red kilt when he'd flirt
One day I went south
Took his bagpipe to mouth
'Til under his kilt he did squirt.

Veritas said...

Ouch Babe!!!! Too funny!!!!!

V~

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