YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT… (A SONG TO SING)
Popular question #257. Have you ever set your verses to music? I haven’t, but I’d love that to happen… a few people have pointed out to me that some of my verses really do have a traditional song structure – verse chorus middle eight etc. Unfortunately, I don’t really have a musical bone in my body, so far as composing a melody goes, But if anyone out there does, and wants to give it a go, I’d love to hear what you come up with!
I don’t want to get all Ann Landers on you
But I just heard your other half talking
It seems that there’s trouble in paradise
And you should act if you don’t want him walking
He knows that you love him and he’s got no complaints
About most of his love life with you
But I know that he’s really unhappy
Because there’s one thing that you won’t do
Chorus (sing along, girls!):
You won’t put him in your mouth – oooeee
You won’t kiss it with your lips – whoo-oooo
And the thought that he might cum all over your tongue
Is enough to make you throw up, ain’t that true?
Why not? Does it strike you as nasty?
Do you think you’re demeaned in his eyes?
Do you think that he’ll call you “cocksucker?”
Relax! You might be surprised
Are you worried the taste might be funky?
So were half of the foods you first tried
Just coat him with oils or mint condoms
Don’t give up, take time to decide
Are you worried he’ll go weird and crazy?
Pin you down, fill your throat, call you whore?
Just tell him to lie without moving
And give you some time to explore
He’ll know it’s a sign you still want him
Remind him where his heart belongs
He’ll be loving you even more deeply
And he won’t sing some strange girl this song
Chorus (sing along guys!)
She won’t put me in her mouth – oooeee
She won’t kiss it with her lips – whoo-oooo
And the thought that I might cum all over her tongue
Is enough to make her throw up, ain’t that true?
Don’t worry about trying to fit him
You don’t have to suck till you bleed
Just shower the shaft with soft kisses
You can take all the time that you need
You don’t have to try and deep throat him
You can just use your hand at the end
A few minutes will make him so happy
Just show him you’re willing to bend
Don’t think of yourself as cocksucking
Or those other foul words you may hear
You’re not some old slut giving blowjobs
You’re making love with the man you hold dear
You’re giving him your secret kisses
To show him how much you love him
And regardless of if you go further
I look forward to hearing you sing
Chorus (all together now!)
I just put him in my mouth – oooeee
I just kissed him with my lips – whoo-oooo
I’m still not too keen on tasting his cream
But I know he sure loves what I do!
Guest Interview: E.M. Hamill
5 days ago