Saturday, May 29, 2010

You Don't Know Me But...

YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT… (A SONG TO SING)
Popular question #257. Have you ever set your verses to music? I haven’t, but I’d love that to happen… a few people have pointed out to me that some of my verses really do have a traditional song structure – verse chorus middle eight etc. Unfortunately, I don’t really have a musical bone in my body, so far as composing a melody goes, But if anyone out there does, and wants to give it a go, I’d love to hear what you come up with!

I don’t want to get all Ann Landers on you
But I just heard your other half talking
It seems that there’s trouble in paradise
And you should act if you don’t want him walking
He knows that you love him and he’s got no complaints
About most of his love life with you
But I know that he’s really unhappy
Because there’s one thing that you won’t do

Chorus (sing along, girls!):
You won’t put him in your mouth – oooeee
You won’t kiss it with your lips – whoo-oooo
And the thought that he might cum all over your tongue
Is enough to make you throw up, ain’t that true?

Why not? Does it strike you as nasty?
Do you think you’re demeaned in his eyes?
Do you think that he’ll call you “cocksucker?”
Relax! You might be surprised
Are you worried the taste might be funky?
So were half of the foods you first tried
Just coat him with oils or mint condoms
Don’t give up, take time to decide

Are you worried he’ll go weird and crazy?
Pin you down, fill your throat, call you whore?
Just tell him to lie without moving
And give you some time to explore
He’ll know it’s a sign you still want him
Remind him where his heart belongs
He’ll be loving you even more deeply
And he won’t sing some strange girl this song

Chorus (sing along guys!)
She won’t put me in her mouth – oooeee
She won’t kiss it with her lips – whoo-oooo
And the thought that I might cum all over her tongue
Is enough to make her throw up, ain’t that true?

Don’t worry about trying to fit him
You don’t have to suck till you bleed
Just shower the shaft with soft kisses
You can take all the time that you need
You don’t have to try and deep throat him
You can just use your hand at the end
A few minutes will make him so happy
Just show him you’re willing to bend
Don’t think of yourself as cocksucking
Or those other foul words you may hear
You’re not some old slut giving blowjobs
You’re making love with the man you hold dear

You’re giving him your secret kisses
To show him how much you love him
And regardless of if you go further
I look forward to hearing you sing

Chorus (all together now!)
I just put him in my mouth – oooeee
I just kissed him with my lips – whoo-oooo
I’m still not too keen on tasting his cream
But I know he sure loves what I do!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this wonderful poem! I hope you don't mind but I have to tell you this before I burst. I've been married 8 yrs and hb and i have a great sex lifem at least i thought so but last night I needed to look at something onour shared computer and in the history I found a link to your blog OMG at first I was surprised but I started reading, one thing I've never done for hb is suck his cock, I tried a few times when we were first dating but he is so much bigger thn my mouth it wasn't comfortable or fun, he's never complained but if he's looking at your site then I know he thinks about it so when we went to bed I decided to try again taking the advice tht you give in this poem, he was on his side facing away from me so I cuddled up and began stroking his tummy with my finger tips, he tried to roll over but I wouldn't let him, I waited till he was really hard then pulled him onto his back and he tried to grab me to fuck but I shushed him and started kissng dwn him till I reached his hard cock then I began licking an kissing it, I loved feeling it twitch and jerk as it lay on hisbelly so then I held it and ran my tongue all over it till he was gasping but he didn't say anything so I put it into my mouth, I wasn't sure about the taste and it was still uncomfortable stretching my jaw that far but I ket going and when the pressure was too much I started to lick and nibble again and I loved every minute of it, I wish I'd known yrs ago that he would enjoy it like this rather than believing that to suck him off properly I had to keep sucking, I felt him start to come and I wasn't sure about wanting it in my mouth this time and I'm glad because the first blast reached his chest but once he'd stopped spurting I put him in my mouth and it was lovely, so next time, wish me luck. Sorry this has gone o n so long but like I said I had to tell somebody, thank you for opening my eyes to one of the best nights of sex I've had in years and years xxxx mandy

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